Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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