called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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