What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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