I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
