I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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