I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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