This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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