TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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