Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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