You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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