I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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