I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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