What did we do last night that was yellow?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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