trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I made him laugh his dick is mine
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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