just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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