She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The adults are the big ones right?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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