Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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