After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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