that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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