Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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