So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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