belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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