Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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