I think I died a long time ago.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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