: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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