And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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