JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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