yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Randomize