they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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