That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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