just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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