My pussy is not your playground.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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