He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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