R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Your penis caused this!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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