The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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