Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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