Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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