Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize
