went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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