Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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