she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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