Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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