It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
i think im in europe. pls send help
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
