I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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