whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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