hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
