I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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