Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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