So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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