gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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