its not stalking. its research.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Randomize
