I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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