i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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