i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
They have beer where we have blood.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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