I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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