Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
