Christians are straight up FREAKS
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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