Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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