The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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