The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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