Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
you never un-have a 4some
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Randomize
