Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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